Healing powers...

So, I was out drinking with some friends yesterday, and as usual you end up paying the price for it the next day... We've all been there; the throbbing headaches, the unquenchable thirst, your tongue feeling like it's been coated with several layers of sand and varnish.

So, naturally we invent all kinds of homemade remedies in an attempt to cure our self inflicted pain, everything from large amounts of aspirin, Tylenol and isotonic cocktails to the more chemically inoffensive ones with raw eggs and tomato juice.

Personally, I think I've found the perfect cure and since I feel it's relatively safe I thought I'd share it with the world:

The healing process

1: Get dressed, prepare mentally to go outside.
2: Take a taxi to the closest McDonalds, have the car wait for you
3: Double Quarter pounder /w extra cheese <-- !!!!!!!
4: Supersize? YES!!
5: Take home, crawl up on the couch and start the healing process ;-)


Hope this helps you as much as it's helped me.


(naturally we could all save ourselves a lot of pain simply by drinking less, but that's just no fun, and in some circles even considered bad form)