Push-up for what you said?

Yet another brilliant idea. Finally we men don't have to take out a second mortgage on the house to afford that Jaguar as a penis-extension.

Now we can just head down to the mall and get us a pair of push-up briefs! Excellent!

Seriously, what the hell are they thinking! I don't know any man with any sense of self respect that would be caught dead in these abominations. First off, they look like something issued by the army and secondly they can't be very comfortable. And we haven't even gotten in to the embarrassment you would suffer when your date for the evening happens to find out you're wearing size-enhancing underwear.

But...but, they are comfortable...

Yea, if you like having your balls in a vice and find the army-surplus look your thing... Still, your date won't buy that excuse.

Face it - the only reason to wear these is if you're unsure/unconfident about your family jewels, and that's hardly a conclusion you want any girl to come to.