Honey, I drowned the children

Here's another one for you:

You've just come home to your beautiful girlfriend/boyfriend, had a nice candlelight dinner, some good wine and now you've ended up in the bedroom about to get hot and frisky, when all of a sudden an alarm goes off...



I give you the Perspiration Alarm™



I wasn't aware that bed-sweating was a big enough problem to warrant a techified solution, and even if the damp sheets might be slightly uncomfortable it's a whole lot better than being woken up by a angry beep from your wristwatch (that can't even tell time) or potentially have your sexlife ruined.


"Oh, honey - not so fast I'm starting to perspire and the alarm will kick in, and if I take it off I might drown in my sleep"


Anyway - I guess we're all different, so, if you happen to be single, have a ferocious hate towards damp sheets, enjoy interruptions in your sleep, and perspire enough to potentially drown you, your family and your pets, AND have $139,95 to spend on a completely insane gadget; have I got the link for you.